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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions



clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder


joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

posted 2 weeks ago via manda · © joydick with 91,555 notes

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder


unicornbl000d:

Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.

I think I’m onto something here.


cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you



marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star